Harry Potter and the Ludicrous Archive.
Aug. 16th, 2004
I know, I know xD
Maybe this will bring people here.
Besides, it's the deadline of the first one, anyway n_n
unofficially open the:
Deadline: September the 16th.
Base (also called "The Needed explanation"): Yes, STD as in Sexually Transmitted Diseases. This opens a whole new world of possibilities.
Even though this community is made for the sake of mocking, the issue can be approached by the serious side.
1 .- Sex Ed Clases by: Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle Senior (WTF?!)
2 .- Guided tours in St. Mungo.
3 .- A certain commercial factory gives away free condoms at school.
4 .- The One Thousand and One functions of the magic condoms.
5 .- Madame Pomfrey Very Secret curriculum vitae as Hogwarts' Nurse.
That's all for now. We'll be waiting for you and your answers.
For more information, please see the rules @ the user info, or leave a comment.
Aug. 8th, 2004
Title: From the breed doesn't come the weasel.
Word Count: 100 (Yeeeeha!).
Characters/Pairings: Ron Weasley, Minerva McGonagall.
( Then Ron Weasley looked at himself in the mirror...Collapse )
And if you are not sure of what did he become, you can always go to this page and find a very striking answer :).
Jul. 16th, 2004
02:47 pm - Challenge #1.
Disclaimer: default answer.
Summary: Ginevra Weasley returns home after several years of self-reclusion from the Magical world. Former Headmaster Dumledore is dealing with death issues and Luna Lovegood is being… herself. Or what happens when a heterosexual writes femmslash by petition.
Rating: errrrr... certainly not suited for children. As it contains femmslash you can rate it over Pg-13.
( Hallelujah. interj: Used to express praise or joy.Collapse )
01:47 pm - Challenge #1.
The Weird Series Challenge.
You must write a story or produce a piece of art about a strange pairing; Dobby the house elf and Hagrid, for instance. It can be something more normal; of course, comedy will be more appreciated for this challenge.
Do not feel limited by my sugar-overdose influenced suggestions.
There is neither word limit nor restrictions of genre. You can even produce a plot for your stories! Though you must post warnings for R and NC-17 content.
The deadline is the 16th August.